By james art 
Austin, Texas – GOP legislators from Lone Star have introduced a bill that requires parental consulting stickers to be placed on all weapons that are in the hands of minors, sources say.
“This is our way to inform the public that we hear your repeated calls to deal with concerned cases of arms violence in the big country,” said House Republican Jared Patterson. “We all remember how effective the stickers of parental consultation were to prevent young people from hearing offensive music and we believe that they will have the same effect in limiting future tragedies. While, weep, the weapons here can only be sold to minors with the explicit consent of a parent or guardian, we want to make a little easier at night if this bill passes. “
The negligent parent Ron McCormick expressed his hope that the bill would pass.
“It will be nice to have peace of mind when I take my son Connor to get my first AR-15 for my 16th birthday next year,” McCormick suggested. “He has been adamant to get a gun lately, and I think everything that takes him from the computer is a blessing. I am glad that Texas politicians keep the safety of the foreground in their list of weapons priorities with this sticker bill. I want Connor to have a warning attached to his first semi -automatic rifle. He spends all his time in his dark bedroom using something called “4chan”, so if a new gun takes him out of the house and around other people in the real world, I am all about it. “
Weapon violence expert Natasha Heli was less receptive to the efforts of Republicans in Texas.
“This is just the most lazy, superficial policy made under the thin veil to deal with weapons,” Heli sighed. “Parenting consulting stickers began to be placed on compact discs 40 years ago because Tipper Gore was bored and stupid and there is no evidence to suggest that those who kept minors to hear NWA. I am sure we will see a similar result with them to be placed on a firearm. At this point, we all just have to give up and live in bunkers. “
During the press, Patterson also worked on a bill that would require the ten orders to be displayed to any computer that can be used to enter a scattered manifesto.