By james art 
Yesterday, our record dropped to 1-1, as literally one Nebraska man knocked in all 6 of their tracks. Maybe we should learn to walk around the hot bat. But what do I know?
Sunday February 16th: Against UC-irvine (13:00 ct; mlb.com)
2024 Record: 45-14 (22-8 Big West)
Commodores Vs. Revolution. Anteaters will not be broadcast on television, so I won’t waste too much time to tell you who to watch (you know because of the irony). However, you need to be able to do something via mlb.com. I hope it’s streaming, but we’ll see.
Watch Player: #55 Jr. 1b Anthony “Big Tony” Martinez (.316/.422/.492 with 18 2B, 0 3B, 9 HR, 74 RBI in 2024). Martinez has been assigned to the pre -season gold studies monitoring list so you will not be able to watch it unless you go to the game.
The anchor of the gold Tiger beat the hotst pitcher: Gone is Ace Nick “The Bean” Pinto (19th round, CWC) and probably their best two will go up on Friday and Saturday, so let’s look at their closer, rocket Tibet (10 saves), Who … also disappeared until it exhausted the eligibility. Fuck it, we won’t be able to watch it anyway. We are going with anyone.
Andrew Vu ’04 2025 Nominated for a team of all names: No one.
Sunday @ 13:00 (mlb.com)
#55 Vanderbilt Jr. Rhp Cody “The Code Man” Bowker (0-0; 0.00 ERA)
vs #28 UCI RHP Trevor “Take Place there” Hansen (0-0; 0.00 ERA)
Several teams are changing as Barczi gets a day off from 9 Inning squats, so Mac Rose is catching and Barzci is DH. Austin to LF to get Humphrey’s dance in the game in see.
See you in the comments.