By james art 
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By Mohammed Saliho
Renault Omokri is a dog for a political attack – not the species that preserves principles or ideology, but the type that barks and waves its tail depending on who holds the strap. A man with unclear relevance, but great delusions, Renault desperately craves the illusion of glory by stuffing the Internet as a philosopher who has become a colonist-fifths with the philosopher-fifths. He has built a career to destroy real patriots such as the Olusigun Obasandjo, Mohamadu Bukhari, Peter Obi, Atiku Abubacar and Nasir El-Rufai-Maje, who, whether you agree with them or not, have left their mark on Nigeria. On the other hand, Renault has left only a digital imprint of contradictions, sycophaunism and shameless opportunism.
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He is a man so dedicated to political shoes that he has offended entire ethnic groups, just to impress his most recent benefactors. He once abused Igbo to win the favor of the House-Fulany; Another time, he downplayed them for the yoruba as he introduced himself as an intellectual. But his masterpiece of hypocrisy was his ruthless campaign against Bola Presidency Tinubu, creating his alleged past and unworthiness-just a year later in Ace Rock, a grinning ear of the ear while posing for photos with the same man. The irony? He himself publishes these photos, as if he was expecting applause for his own betrayal of logic.
Of course, Renault is no unknown to slander and fraud. This is the same person who once introduced himself as a fictional character named Wendel Simlin, trying to connect the former CBN governor Lamido Sanusi with Boko Haram. It was a scandal, so ridiculous that even Nollywood screenwriters would reject it as far too far. Yet, Renault, in his endless mediocrity, thought it was brilliant. Meanwhile, an American woman once accused him of performing and theft of identity-because his talents obviously extend beyond political conversion into direct fraud.
For all its online bravado, Renault’s cowardice is legendary. When he encounters his deceptive ways, he retires faster than a rabbit, noticing a hawk. I once called him to his hypocrisy, and instead of defending his so -called “principles”, he sent me a private message that whimbles: “Mohammed, I think our exchange is not healthy. Try to stick to problems and avoid attacking me. Honestly, I don’t have a pleasure to talk about things that should remain private. “Ah, the great fearless Renault, reduced to a gentle request for citizenship when the masses turn!
For someone who puts as a fearless commentator, Renault is comically allergic to confrontation. When he honestly cried, he pulls away like a snail, which packed with a stick.
Ah, the irony! The man who earns food, caught insults on others, suddenly finds discomfort when the mirror is turned to him. His courage, like his principles, is a convenient election.
Renault Omokri is the eternal, self-appointed consultant on the presidential campaign, a vision that has never been part of the winning presidential election in Nigeria or anywhere else. Yet, like the desperate seller who distributes a defective product, he is positioned as a “strategic advisor” to those with a blind ambition, just to help them collapse spectacularly while collecting a cut along the way. A political parasite, it thrives, attaching to presidential hopes, not because it has a real value to offer, but because it longs to be seen in the corridors of power. His presidential craze is almost comical – always the scheme, always posing, but it is never really appropriate. Despite his ruthless desire to be in the presence of power, Renault lacks both the predictions and the hero in order to offer any meaningful political support. His only true experience? By squeezing desperate politicians to believe that it is useful when, in fact, it is nothing more than a political driver, forever jumping from one unsuccessful campaign to another.
Reno Omokri’s political experience is a guide to how to always choose a losing country. In 2015, he fiercely supported Gudluk Jonathan – Jonathan lost. In 2019, he threw his weight behind Atiku Abubacar – Atiku lost. In 2023 he doubled at Atiko – Atiku lost again. Now, in his usual opportunistic way, Renault suddenly replaces sides, desperately aligned with the current administration, although he had previously marked Bola Tinubu as unfit for leadership. This disturbing model exposes both his poor judgment and his shameless opportunism – Renault is not a royal manufacturer or a strategist; He is just a person who chases after political importance, but has never been intended to be aligned with a winning team. If the loss had been an Olympic sport, Renault Omokri would have been a gold medalist. There are now rumors that Nigeria police have declared him a request for his incitement articles, which can cause ethnic violence. Citizens are advised to report his whereabouts. But there is no need for Manth – just follow the aroma of betrayal, hypocrisy and political opportunism. This path will always lead you to one place: Renault Omokre, the person who is never here is never there and is never worth taking seriously.
A person without a fixed ideology, has no inspected profession and no noticeable spine, Renault is the human embodiment of a political chameleon -except for less strategic and more haotic. At different times, he was a self-apparent voice for the Nigerian youths, an “activist” against the bad government, and the Twitter philosopher, who misses the wisdom of luck with the confidence of a sage who had just read his first self-help book. However, his true talent lies in his ability to reconcile: once he began vicious attacks on Igbo to impress the House-Fulani elite, then turned to do the same to Yoruba when he seemed politically appropriate. In essence, he is neither here nor there – just a person forever in transit lost between his portfolio and his next political bustle.
At the end of the day, Renault Omokri is not a patriot, he is not a professional, even a reliable political mercenary. He is just a person with WiFi and Thesaurus, desperately trying to stay up -to -date, switching the parties so often that even he has lost a trace of his own position. If the political discrepancy was a sport, Renault would be his indisputable champion. But since he is not, he remains what he has always been – a frivolous man who plays a serious game, ready to throw even his own dignity under the bus, if it means to provide space on the table, as much as it dies in the chair.
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