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Opinion: Amazon to Deliver New James Bond – A Public Radio in South Carolina

Opinion: Amazon to Deliver New James Bond – A Public Radio in South Carolina

It may have been inevitable. James Bond will work for Amazon.

It was announced this week that after 25 films from D -R not in 1962, Sean Connery being the first to represent Ian Fleming’s relationship to die in 2021 with the participation of Daniel Craig, Amazon MGM Studios Creative Control of James James Franchise for Bonds.

“It is an honor for us to continue this hidden heritage,” says Mike Hopkins, the head of the studios, in a statement that includes Anglo “U” in Honored “and we look forward to entering the next phase of the legendary 007 for the audience around the world.”

Amazon, of course, owns more than a hundred companies, including Whole Foods, Zappos, Twitch and Woot!

The company is also, we have to reveal to NPR financial supporters, even though we cover them, as we do any other business.

Some voices in the entertainment industry have expressed concern that Amazon may change Bond franchise, perhaps by switching movie formats to the streaming series. But I think Amazon Stewardship can offer creative opportunities for a fine promotion.

According to Amazon 007, it should not be a killing license but a discount code. Just enter your three -digit here!

The next time you see Bond, James Bond, deviates from an airplane under the blows of Union Jack Parachute, it can supply cat food, a tooth thread and eight packs of tube socks to Amazon client.

Aston-Martin, which plays on twisting paths in the French Alps, can be 007, wearing a pet hair roller and a creaking duck toy for a main member. With free shipping!

And why should James Bond risk his life by jumping from the Eiffel Tower or bungee jumping on a Swiss dam?

Nowadays, Amazon can find almost any intimate details of evil genius through algorithms derived from the demand for shower, light therapeutic lamps and truffle salt. Delivery for one night if it was ordered today until 16:00!

Jeff Bezos, founder and executive chairman of Amazon, also owns Washington Post. Perhaps the next James Bond could be skilled in martial arts and shooting, Heli skiing, diving in the deep sea and Martinis shake, not shuffled, who presents himself bold and stylish … a news reporter.

But who would ever believe this?

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