By james art 
Hoping to overtake the Elon Elon, Governor Ron Roanis was saddened and led his own little dog last week, stretching a pony for an apology for real governance.
Our governor has announced that he is creating a Dodge version in Florida so that he can do for Florida what the slaughter artist in South Africa does for all 50 states.
To which I can only say: Governor. Read the room.
Kindness
Pat Beal is an editorial writer and colonist of Sun Sentinel, focusing mainly on the problems of Palm Beach County.
Moreover, read the outraged rooms of the City Hall in Glepul, Oklahoma; Klakamas, Oregon; Trinity, Eastern Texas; Roswell, Georgia; Belton, Missouri or West Band and Oshkosh in Wisconsin.
Or you can just look at the Tesla stock price in the last 30 days.
Not everything is very loved.
It is true that several leafy mayoralties do not mean that sleepy opposition is moving. Still, no one throws chairs on the barricades.
But the Republicans were among those mayoralties, and in areas that had only been difficult for Trump only 120 days ago. And the cries were almost the same: outside with Musk. Down with a hefty.
The fact that the eternally ambitious landing is in a hurry to jump on a national political lane is no surprise. The fact that he jumps on a ribbon that is full of dry straw and surrounded by angry people with BIC lighters.
What kind of politician is considering the fire of a dump, who is Dog and says: Yes! I want more of these titles related to my political career! More outstanding farmers! Few people watch the nuts! More kindergartens whose cancer treatment is in the cutting block! Few workers on FEMA before the hurricane season!
Moving a landing to Doche-Eif Florida is so grain bad reading that one almost wants to install a rescue mission and release it from the hermetically sealed news balloon in which he has to live.
And there is that. Human said that the audits of his mini-bun will remove 740 jobs. Department took office six years ago. Did you just find 740 wasteful jobs last week? Is it necessary to have a little dog at the college level, as universities have become inflated with waste, fraud and anti -discrimination commitments, as the landing claims? If so, Republicans are the culprits, not the treatment. They have kept the reins of state power for the greater part of the last 30 years.
Hoghodis said he wanted to “make a dog” to local authorities, but Florida is already doing so. The joint legislative Audit Committee of Florida examines the finances of cities and cities. The general auditor’s investigations include municipal projects and universities. Although halved, the Florida and Government Program Policy Analysis Service is still monitoring state programs. Individual state agencies have their own inspectors and annual audits.
However, this kind of serious and continued supervision is probably not what the assaulteis meant when he said his administration was “Dog before Dog was cool”.
Well, yes. We are Florida. We can probably make dumb alone.
But because we are Florida, we also know what cool looks. And Desantis Doge looks a lot like black socks and sandals on the beach.
If the landing wants to sink his teeth into the feud number to help the Floridians help better, he can comply with them.
Florida is home to 94 014 federal civilian workers. They take care of veterans in clinics and hospitals, process actions for social security, defend the Everglades National Park, staff of the National Hurricane Center, recovering after Hurricane Helen and others.
If Musk has its own way, thousands will soon be out of work. Has the state prepared for a jump in unemployment benefits?
What support for staff can the state offer if the positions are reduced in VA hospitals? The local savings of the counties with thousands of federal workers who are now subordinated to Musk’s ax can be shaken. Is there a role for the state in offsetting any disturbance? Is it possible for Desantis to cancel another Crusade Clickbait and instead work with public universities for the upcoming loss of millions in federal money? Dodge is reported to be aimed at the National Ocean and Atmosphere Administration, just as the 2025 project said the White House should. Does anyone in the governor’s office say what will happen in Florida if the National Hurricane Center for NOAA lost staff and money? And while we’re talking about the weather, as the White House wants to close FEMA, is there a planning about how Florida can have to handle its next crash?
Is there any serious discussion of something serious in the governor’s estate?
If not, can I interest you to create a town hall?
Pat Beal is a columnist of Sun Sentinel and an editorial writer. Contact her at bell.news@gmail.com.