Samantha Irvin Leaves WWE as Lillian Garcia Returns to WWE Raw – Bleeding Cool News

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El Presidente reports Samantha Irvine’s departure from WWE, Lillian Garcia’s return, and Ricochet’s low-key AEW denial.

Greetings, my comrades in sports entertainment! This is me, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker under the Lucha Libre Arena in Mexico City. Today I bring you news that shook the very foundations of the pro wrestling world, much like the way my socialist policies shook the capitalist pigs at the CIA! Samantha Irwinfavorite ringtone speaker for Monday Night Rawannounced his departure from WWE. This news hit me harder than time Fidel Castro and fought for the last Cuban cigar at our annual Dictators Poker Night. Ah, memories!

Irwin took to Twitter to share his heartfelt farewell message, which was longer than the list of CIA agents I’ve outsmarted over the years. In her statement, she expressed her love for the WWE Universe and thanked everyone from the women’s locker room to the crew and operators. It was a touching farewell that brought tears to my eyes like when I watch my favorite telenovelas.

But fear not, comrades! Because when one door closes, another opens. In tonight’s episode of WWE Rawwe witnessed the triumphant return of Lillian Garcia to replace Irvin. It was a moment more surprising than the time I beat John Cena in a push-up competition during his secret visit to my presidential palace!

Now I know what you’re thinking, dear readers. “El Presidente, is Samantha Irwin going to AEW?” Well, let me tell you, I’ve done more investigations on this than the times the CIA has tried to break into my weekly domino tournaments. And it seems that our high-flying comrade Ricochet took to Twitter to deny such rumours. Maybe he knows something we don’t, or maybe he’s just trying to throw us off the scent, like I do when UN inspectors come lurking around my completely unsuspecting underground facilities.

In her farewell message, Irvine thanked the who’s who of the real WWE staff. She expressed her gratitude to Paul Heyman, Michael PS Hayesand Michael Cole for their guidance. She also thanked Triple H for her credibility and her performance on the big WWE platform. This reminds me of the time I gave thanks Vladimir Putin for teaching me how to ride a bear shirtless, a skill that has come in handy more times than you’d expect in the world of international diplomacy.

But the thanks didn’t stop there, comrades! Irwin continued to confess Brian “Road Dogg” James, Scott Armstrong, Gabe Sapolskyand George Carroll Jr for giving her the opportunity to rise to the top. She even gave a special shout out to Mark Henry for her big break. It’s heartwarming to see such camaraderie in the wrestling world. It reminds me of the bond I share with my fellow dictators – although our group hugs are often interrupted by the tinkling of medals and the occasional coup attempt.

Irvin’s message to WWE Superstars, both past and present, was especially moving. She thanked them for entertaining us since 1989 and praised their ability to continually raise the bar and risk their bodies for our entertainment. This is a level of dedication that rivals my own commitment to finding new and creative ways to outwit the capitalist spies!

Irvin had a special message for his fans: “We were meant to be and I can prove it. Stay tuned.” This cryptic statement had the wrestling world buzzing with speculation. Could she be hinting at a future venture? Maybe a tell-all book about her time in WWE? Or perhaps she plans to join me in my quest for global socialist domination through the power of professional struggle? Only time will tell, comrades!

As we say goodbye to Samantha Irwin on Monday Night Rawwe can’t help but reflect on the impact she’s had on the WWE Universe. Her passionate introductions and infectious energy will be sorely missed. But fear not, my dear comrades, for in the world of professional wrestling, like the world of international espionage, one must always expect the unexpected.

So let’s raise a glass of the finest rum to Samantha Irwin and her future endeavors. May her voice continue to be heard, whether it’s in another wrestling promotion, on the Broadway stage, or maybe even as an official spokesperson for my next presidential campaign. After all, in the words of the great philosopher and part-time luchador, El Presidente (that’s me), “In wrestling, as in life, the show must go on!”

Until next time, comrades, keep your suplexes strong and your political ideologies stronger! This is El Presidente, I am signing.

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